I’m laughing way too hard at awkward!Snape just standing there.
Snape is standing there like
“Oh no don’t mind me I can’t see anything that you’re doing at all because this book is so interesting and it is so close to my face that I can’t see anything other than this book right here in front of my face.”
I like that we who speak English regularly have started leaving the ‘good’ off of ‘good morning’ because now we greet each other with the statement that yes, indeed, it is morning.
An American I know informed me the other day that the thing he finds oddest about Britain is that we use ‘Alright?’ as a greeting. And that ‘Well I’m not dead’ is an acceptable response to this.